As far as we’re concerned you don’t need a reason to create the world’s largest chocolate bar; if you have the means, do it! However, Chicago’s World’s Finest Chocolate has reportedly created this world record confection as part of a campaign to teach kids to eat smart. That’s right; a 12,000lb candy bar to encourage healthy eating.

Suck it, Wonka.

This six ton, twenty one foot bar of awesome smashes the old record by over 2,000lbs, contains 1,000lbs of almonds and over two tons of sugar. The company plans to take the bar on a tour of U.S. schools as part of a “healthy eating” campaign. We plan to buy a pair of bolt cutters and rent a large, unmarked truck once we find out what route they’re taking.

All collectively hoping the air conditioner goes out.

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