The Nose Hair Notification Service
Everybody knows that one person, be it a coworker, friend, or significant other (I hope not) that has a literal forest growing out of their nose. It used to be that the only way to inform someone of this grievous grooming oversight was to actually tell them yourself, and endure their resulting cold shoulder treatment for the rest of the day because you had to open your mouth in a crowded elevator.
You dick.
Thankfully, now there’s Chololi, a Japanese nose hair notification service that allows you to anonymously inform someone that it’s time for a trim.
It’s quite simple; you just head over to their website and fill out a simple form with the person’s name, email address, and a description of the offending nose hair. Chololi then sends Chewbacca a message in the tone of your choosing, from “mild” to “scornful”, yikes.
