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Man Asks Court To Change His Name To ‘In God We Trust’
Unfortunately, this guy is serious.
Kreuscher (CROY’-shir) says the new name would symbolize the help God gave him through tough times.
He believes in God and appreciates the help God gave him, but why not keep it to himself instead of being an attention whore and letting everyone know about it?
The 57-year-old man also told the (Arlington Heights) Daily Herald he’s worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase “In God We Trust” from U.S. currency.
I guess we should all forget about freedom and believe in the same thing.
Source: Associated Press
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Japanese Civil Servant Earns Demotion For 780,000 Hits On Porn Sites
Do you think your obsession with porn is excessive? Don’t worry, there’s a guy out there who loves porn way more than you do.
A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday.
This makes me wonder what kind of porn he’s into. Come on, 780,000 hits on porn sites over the course of 9 months just isn’t normal, there isn’t even enough normal porn to accommodate that kind of need. If I had to guess, I’d say this guy is into hentai, bestiality, scat, and midget porn all together.
Along with the demotion, he received a 20,000 yen ($190) monthly pay cut, Waki said.
I wouldn’t be too upset with this monthly pay cut if I was him, it’s not like he pays for porn anyway.
Source: MSNBC
