The Wackiest Royal Wedding Memorabilia
The UK is in an absolute fever over the upcoming Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. And, as is British tradition, Royal Wedding memorabilia is once again a hot commodity.
And it seems like anything can be turned into a Royal Wedding trinket. There are the traditional items of course, such as china sets and postage stamps and T-shirts. And then there are the items that are, well, less than traditional. In fact, they’re downright odd. For those of you Royal Wedding trophy hunters, here are some of the wackier items you can find in tribute of William and Kate.
Feeling crafty? How about a “Knit Your Own Royal Wedding” DYI book?
And what stylish kitchen is complete without this stunning refrigerator model? The picture of William and Kate will really add some elegance to your room design.
Now your porcelain throne can become even more royal.
Sick of hearing about the Royal Wedding? Well then, these sick bags were designed with you in mind!
Oh those Brits and their tea…
And for those who prefer a stronger drink, Royal Wedding beer!
And finally, to end the night with a royal bang, don’t go home without some protection, like these Royal Wedding condoms!
Couple Abandons Newborn IVF Twins Because They’re Girls
The world has just become a bit more messed up.
The mum aged 59 and dad, 72, conceived in India with fertility treatment and returned to England for the birth.
They told horrified medics they did not want the “wrong sex” babies immediately after the Caesarean section in Wolverhampton.
Perhaps they were a bit too up front.
The husband then asked how soon it would be before his wife was fit enough to fly out again for further IVF in the hope of getting a boy to continue the family name.
Speechless.
Source: The Sun
Man Almost Dies After Overdosing On Water
Believe it or not, a man drank so much water after a gym session that it almost killed him.
Richard Dyer, 23, was admitted to hospital with severe water intoxication after downing five litres during a gruelling two-hour weights session.
What kind of workout requires that much water consumption?
Doctors called it a “near lethal dose” and said he was lucky to be alive after the extremely rare condition led to widespread muscle seizures and kidney failure.
Water needs to be outlawed.
Source: Telegraph
British Teenage Boys Growing Big Boobs
This article is very worthy of a face palm.
Obesity has been blamed for the growing problem of “boy-boobs” – cases of teenage boys with breasts so well developed that surgery is needed to reduce them.
I disagree with blaming obesity as the cause of “boy-boobs”, blaming increased use of growth hormones within food makes much more sense.
Christian Duncan, a plastic surgeon specialising in obesity-related surgery, said that in the past 12 months he had performed at least 20 breast-reduction operations on young boys who had developed the condition.
I can’t read that without getting a visual of Duncan performing 20 breast-reduction surgeries in a row with “Another One Bites The Dust” playing as the background music in my head. It’s cliché, I know.
Source: Times Online
Can’t Punctuate?
Brit Woman Calls Emergency Help To Get Out Of Her Pants
Apparently, people have become so lazy and irresponsible that calling for emergency help in regards to a day to day task seems perfectly fine to them.
A Brit woman who could not get out of her trousers to go to the loo dialled emergency and claimed to be locked in a chastity belt.
Believe it or not, 12 firefighters showed up to take care of this tedious task.
Source: IBNLive
