Man Selling Ghosts Trapped In Bottles
This guy gets two internet points for creativity.
While Deese said he contracts with professional ghost catchers around the country and that it’s the ghost catchers who actually stuff the phantasms into a bottle, he wouldn’t elaborate on exactly how the ghosts get into the bottles.
“Well, if you went to KFC, you wouldn’t ask for secret recipe,” Deese said. “They’ll go in and catch them from haunted establishments, cars, hotels, maybe even graveyards.”
Comparing ghost catching to KFC recipes – it just makes sense!
Whether supernatural or just a spooky novelty, the ghosts in bottles come with a warning — open at your own risk.
This is where I wonder if the guy is trying too hard.
Source: WKMG Orlando
Severed Feet Washing Ashore In Canada
When you thought Canada couldn’t get anymore random, shoes containing severed feet have been washing up in British Columbia.
This foot is the fourth in a string of mysterious feet that have washed ashore on B.C.’s beaches.
Quick, everyone to the Scooby-Doo mystery machine!
The first three washed up in the Gulf Islands. In August, two size 12 feet were discovered on Gabriola and Jedediah islands, and a third foot was found in February on Valdez Island.
Only in Canada can something so ridiculous be taken so seriously.
Source: CBCNews.ca
Church Uses $500 Gas Raffle To Lure Worshippers
I guess threatening people with the idea of hell just doesn’t work anymore.
The First Baptist Church of Snellville is fueling its membership drive with a sign in front of its sprawling campus proclaiming “Free Gasoline.”
This is quite tempting, but like always, there’s a catch…
The offer is a not a giveaway. Instead, each time newcomers or members attend a church event during a Sunday-to-Wednesday revival they get a pink raffle ticket for a chance to win one of two $500 gas cards.
I think I’ll pass.
Source: USATODAY.com
Teen Thrown 70 Feet After Being Hit By Train
This would be quite an adrenaline rush.
Police say a freight train hit a 16-year-old Lake Station boy, hurling him 70 feet.
Now for the funny part…
Stills says the CSX train hit Furlong “square on.” He says the teen apparently was wearing a stereo headset and may not have heard the train approaching behind him at about 37 mph.
The train engineer told police he blew his whistle some 50 times in warning.
I guess sometimes listening to your mom when she tells you to turn the music down could prepare you for something like this.
Source: WISH TV 8
People Lived With Dead Woman’s Corpse For 2 Months
The term “WTF” has been escalated to a whole new level.
A man, woman and two teenage children apparently shared a house in Necedah Township, Wisconsin with a corpse for two months before authorities found the body.
You’re probably thinking it can’t get any worse than that, unfortunately, you’re in for a surprise…
At least one of the adults in the house insisted the dead woman inside wasn’t “fully dead,” and that they could pray her back to life.
The amount of delusion required within a person’s brain in order to believe that they can bring a dead woman back to life by praying is mind-blowing.
Source: Kare 11 TV
Man Asks Court To Change His Name To ‘In God We Trust’
Unfortunately, this guy is serious.
Kreuscher (CROY’-shir) says the new name would symbolize the help God gave him through tough times.
He believes in God and appreciates the help God gave him, but why not keep it to himself instead of being an attention whore and letting everyone know about it?
The 57-year-old man also told the (Arlington Heights) Daily Herald he’s worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase “In God We Trust” from U.S. currency.
I guess we should all forget about freedom and believe in the same thing.
Source: Associated Press
