It amazes me what people will do to avoid a couple of chores. Here’s the latest invention in dog washing. The Dog-O-Matic is essentially a washing machine that you put your dog in. It takes about thirty minutes for a full wash, with prices ranging from $20 to $45, depending on the size of your [...]

The world has just become a bit more messed up.
The mum aged 59 and dad, 72, conceived in India with fertility treatment and returned to England for the birth.
They told horrified medics they did not want the “wrong sex” babies immediately after the Caesarean section in Wolverhampton.
Perhaps they were a bit too up front.
The husband [...]

Apparently, squirrels are quite the troublemakers.
A popular open-air museum in Helsinki showing the traditional Finnish way of life on Monday begged the public to stop feeding local squirrels, saying they were eating away at the displays.
How can anyone get mad at a squirrel?
“The squirrels have learned to hide food between wooden shingles on the roof. [...]

Believe it or not, a man drank so much water after a gym session that it almost killed him.
Richard Dyer, 23, was admitted to hospital with severe water intoxication after downing five litres during a gruelling two-hour weights session.
What kind of workout requires that much water consumption?
Doctors called it a “near lethal dose” and said [...]

This article is very worthy of a face palm.
Obesity has been blamed for the growing problem of “boy-boobs” – cases of teenage boys with breasts so well developed that surgery is needed to reduce them.
I disagree with blaming obesity as the cause of “boy-boobs”, blaming increased use of growth hormones within food makes much more [...]

I couldn’t believe it either.
A SWISS man died when he fell from a hotel balcony during a spitting match with a friend.
I can’t even estimate the odds of something like this happening.
The 29-year-old man took a run-up from inside the room so he could spit further, but lost his balance and plummeted 6.4m to the [...]

Ukraine develops things that matter.
The town of Komsomolsk in central Ukraine is to erect a monument to a ‘drunken pig’. The monument, which portrays a pig lying on its belly with its snout in a trough, will be installed near a local cafe.
Can someone please tell the writer of this article to stop using the [...]

Apparently, people have become so lazy and irresponsible that calling for emergency help in regards to a day to day task seems perfectly fine to them.
A Brit woman who could not get out of her trousers to go to the loo dialled emergency and claimed to be locked in a chastity belt.
Believe it or not, [...]