This reminds me of the South Park episode Go God Go where Cartman freezes himself and it goes horribly wrong.
A Taiwan man grieving over the death of his girlfriend climbed inside a morgue freezer to be with her and was only pulled out alive half an hour later, media and an official said on Tuesday.
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Do you think your obsession with porn is excessive? Don’t worry, there’s a guy out there who loves porn way more than you do.
A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday.
This makes me wonder what kind [...]