Drumming up business in a rough economy requires hard work, persistence and a little creativity. Here are a few innovative business cards that will probably make your Silian Rail cards in bone look boring.

Cool card. Bad haircut.

I bet he builds a lot of business with such a fun card.

“Sorry I meant to call you, but I ate your number…”

These would have been perfect for Rod Blagojevich and his staff.

Well, I guess using one of these does mean you have really made up your mind…

And if you change your mind, there’s always this person, but you’ll probably need a really good florist too.

This one makes going to the dentist look like it could be at least a little fun.