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		<title>By: Tovee</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-398566</link>
		<dc:creator>Tovee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 12:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now I&#039;m wondering...did he win? Then it would&#039;ve been worth it...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I&#8217;m wondering&#8230;did he win? Then it would&#8217;ve been worth it&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Vedette Shapewear</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-65484</link>
		<dc:creator>Vedette Shapewear</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 18:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha...so disgusting. I bet he didn&#039;t notice it. lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha&#8230;so disgusting. I bet he didn&#8217;t notice it. lol</p>
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		<title>By: lalabird</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-62347</link>
		<dc:creator>lalabird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 08:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, so you&#039;re running a marathon when BOOM!!! The need to crap arises. What do you do? You don&#039;t run for a bathroom. You don&#039;t find a Porta-Potty. You don&#039;t forfeit. What do you do? You let &#039;em rip and crap yourself. 
And then you&#039;re laughed at for the rest of you life.
Hope you make first!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so you&#8217;re running a marathon when BOOM!!! The need to crap arises. What do you do? You don&#8217;t run for a bathroom. You don&#8217;t find a Porta-Potty. You don&#8217;t forfeit. What do you do? You let &#8216;em rip and crap yourself.<br />
And then you&#8217;re laughed at for the rest of you life.<br />
Hope you make first!</p>
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		<title>By: I Smell Poop</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-41992</link>
		<dc:creator>I Smell Poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:06:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For all of you who are fans of Harry Connick Jr, here&#039;s a little true story about our hero.  When good ol&#039; Harry was in fourth grade in Wewston Conecticut, he was stuck in the bathroom stall because he couldn&#039;t wipe his behind.  He cried and cried, while his classmates made fun of him for the rest of his life.  Seeing as it is the Nutmeg State, our teachers are not required to wipe a student&#039;s ass after third grade, in fact it&#039;s a teacher&#039;s union rule.  So, Harry &#039;Poop-Pants&#039; Connick Jr. had to wait until the ASSistant principle came and did the dirty deed. True story           

                                      Best regards,

                                        I Smell Poop</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For all of you who are fans of Harry Connick Jr, here&#8217;s a little true story about our hero.  When good ol&#8217; Harry was in fourth grade in Wewston Conecticut, he was stuck in the bathroom stall because he couldn&#8217;t wipe his behind.  He cried and cried, while his classmates made fun of him for the rest of his life.  Seeing as it is the Nutmeg State, our teachers are not required to wipe a student&#8217;s ass after third grade, in fact it&#8217;s a teacher&#8217;s union rule.  So, Harry &#8216;Poop-Pants&#8217; Connick Jr. had to wait until the ASSistant principle came and did the dirty deed. True story           </p>
<p>                                      Best regards,</p>
<p>                                        I Smell Poop</p>
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		<title>By: ?</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-25720</link>
		<dc:creator>?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone needs to go back to diapers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone needs to go back to diapers.</p>
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		<title>By: john</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-11022</link>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sponsor anyone?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sponsor anyone?</p>
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		<title>By: anna</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-10534</link>
		<dc:creator>anna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol thats so sick</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol thats so sick</p>
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		<title>By: Ding Libo</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-10369</link>
		<dc:creator>Ding Libo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chocolate rain

some stay dry while others feel the pain</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chocolate rain</p>
<p>some stay dry while others feel the pain</p>
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		<title>By: Nikopol</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-5573</link>
		<dc:creator>Nikopol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just do it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just do it!</p>
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		<title>By: Joseph Spanknasty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joseph Spanknasty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Running runs&quot;
&quot;Endur-pants athlete&quot;
&quot;He showed us he had quite a &#039;determind&#039; streak&quot;
&quot;Dia-rrhuner&quot;
&quot;Long dysentery runner&quot;
&quot;The final fart-long&quot;
&quot;The dark at the end of the tunnel&quot;</description>
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&#8220;Endur-pants athlete&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He showed us he had quite a &#8216;determind&#8217; streak&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Dia-rrhuner&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Long dysentery runner&#8221;<br />
&#8220;The final fart-long&#8221;<br />
&#8220;The dark at the end of the tunnel&#8221;</p>
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