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	<title>Comments on: Shit Happens</title>
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	<description>Earth and All The Offbeat Things That Happen On It</description>
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		<title>By: I Smell Poop</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-41992</link>
		<dc:creator>I Smell Poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:06:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For all of you who are fans of Harry Connick Jr, here's a little true story about our hero.  When good ol' Harry was in fourth grade in Wewston Conecticut, he was stuck in the bathroom stall because he couldn't wipe his behind.  He cried and cried, while his classmates made fun of him for the rest of his life.  Seeing as it is the Nutmeg State, our teachers are not required to wipe a student's ass after third grade, in fact it's a teacher's union rule.  So, Harry 'Poop-Pants' Connick Jr. had to wait until the ASSistant principle came and did the dirty deed. True story           

                                      Best regards,

                                        I Smell Poop</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For all of you who are fans of Harry Connick Jr, here&#8217;s a little true story about our hero.  When good ol&#8217; Harry was in fourth grade in Wewston Conecticut, he was stuck in the bathroom stall because he couldn&#8217;t wipe his behind.  He cried and cried, while his classmates made fun of him for the rest of his life.  Seeing as it is the Nutmeg State, our teachers are not required to wipe a student&#8217;s ass after third grade, in fact it&#8217;s a teacher&#8217;s union rule.  So, Harry &#8216;Poop-Pants&#8217; Connick Jr. had to wait until the ASSistant principle came and did the dirty deed. True story           </p>
<p>                                      Best regards,</p>
<p>                                        I Smell Poop</p>
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		<title>By: I Smell Poop</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-41991</link>
		<dc:creator>I Smell Poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For all of you who are fans of Harry Connick Jr, here's a little true story about our hero.  When good ol' Harry was in fourth grade he was stuck in the bathroom stall because he couldn't wipe his behind.  He cried and cried, while hisw classmates masde fun of him for the rest of his life.  Seeing as it is the Nutmeg State, our teachers are not required to wipe a student's ass after third grade, in fact it's a teacher's union rule.  So, Harry 'Poop-Pants' Connick Jr. had to wait until the ASSistant principle came and did the dirty deed.           

                                      Best regards,

                                        I Smell Poop</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For all of you who are fans of Harry Connick Jr, here&#8217;s a little true story about our hero.  When good ol&#8217; Harry was in fourth grade he was stuck in the bathroom stall because he couldn&#8217;t wipe his behind.  He cried and cried, while hisw classmates masde fun of him for the rest of his life.  Seeing as it is the Nutmeg State, our teachers are not required to wipe a student&#8217;s ass after third grade, in fact it&#8217;s a teacher&#8217;s union rule.  So, Harry &#8216;Poop-Pants&#8217; Connick Jr. had to wait until the ASSistant principle came and did the dirty deed.           </p>
<p>                                      Best regards,</p>
<p>                                        I Smell Poop</p>
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		<title>By: ?</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-25720</link>
		<dc:creator>?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone needs to go back to diapers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone needs to go back to diapers.</p>
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		<title>By: john</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-11022</link>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sponsor anyone?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sponsor anyone?</p>
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		<title>By: anna</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-10534</link>
		<dc:creator>anna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol thats so sick</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol thats so sick</p>
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		<title>By: Ding Libo</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-10369</link>
		<dc:creator>Ding Libo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chocolate rain

some stay dry while others feel the pain</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chocolate rain</p>
<p>some stay dry while others feel the pain</p>
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		<title>By: Nikopol</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-5573</link>
		<dc:creator>Nikopol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just do it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just do it!</p>
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		<title>By: Joseph Spanknasty</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-5343</link>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Spanknasty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Running runs"
"Endur-pants athlete"
"He showed us he had quite a 'determind' streak"
"Dia-rrhuner"
"Long dysentery runner"
"The final fart-long"
"The dark at the end of the tunnel"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Running runs&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Endur-pants athlete&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He showed us he had quite a &#8216;determind&#8217; streak&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Dia-rrhuner&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Long dysentery runner&#8221;<br />
&#8220;The final fart-long&#8221;<br />
&#8220;The dark at the end of the tunnel&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: tiffany</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-4884</link>
		<dc:creator>tiffany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i give this guy credit, he doesnt quit!... no matter what.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i give this guy credit, he doesnt quit!&#8230; no matter what.</p>
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		<title>By: PANEFEN</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/comment-page-1/#comment-4611</link>
		<dc:creator>PANEFEN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IT'S A GUY YOU DUMB CUNT BELOW GADDOY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS AND YEA HEY IF YOU HAVE A PASSION FOR YOUR SPORT GO FOR IT WHEN IM PUSHED TO MY ENDURANCE LIMIT I ALWAYS GET THAT HOLLY SHIT I NEED TO SHIT FEELING BUT IM STRONG ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU KNOW NOT SHIT MYSELF IN PUBLIC I SUPPOSE :s</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IT&#8217;S A GUY YOU DUMB CUNT BELOW GADDOY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS AND YEA HEY IF YOU HAVE A PASSION FOR YOUR SPORT GO FOR IT WHEN IM PUSHED TO MY ENDURANCE LIMIT I ALWAYS GET THAT HOLLY SHIT I NEED TO SHIT FEELING BUT IM STRONG ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU KNOW NOT SHIT MYSELF IN PUBLIC I SUPPOSE :s</p>
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