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	<title>Comments on: Shit Happens</title>
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	<description>Earth and All The Offbeat Things That Happen On It</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ding Libo</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-10369</link>
		<dc:creator>Ding Libo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chocolate rain

some stay dry while others feel the pain</description>
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<p>some stay dry while others feel the pain</p>
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		<title>By: Nikopol</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-5573</link>
		<dc:creator>Nikopol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just do it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just do it!</p>
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		<title>By: Joseph Spanknasty</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-5343</link>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Spanknasty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Running runs"
"Endur-pants athlete"
"He showed us he had quite a 'determind' streak"
"Dia-rrhuner"
"Long dysentery runner"
"The final fart-long"
"The dark at the end of the tunnel"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Running runs&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Endur-pants athlete&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He showed us he had quite a &#8216;determind&#8217; streak&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Dia-rrhuner&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Long dysentery runner&#8221;<br />
&#8220;The final fart-long&#8221;<br />
&#8220;The dark at the end of the tunnel&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: tiffany</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-4884</link>
		<dc:creator>tiffany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i give this guy credit, he doesnt quit!... no matter what.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i give this guy credit, he doesnt quit!&#8230; no matter what.</p>
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		<title>By: PANEFEN</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-4611</link>
		<dc:creator>PANEFEN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IT'S A GUY YOU DUMB CUNT BELOW GADDOY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS AND YEA HEY IF YOU HAVE A PASSION FOR YOUR SPORT GO FOR IT WHEN IM PUSHED TO MY ENDURANCE LIMIT I ALWAYS GET THAT HOLLY SHIT I NEED TO SHIT FEELING BUT IM STRONG ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU KNOW NOT SHIT MYSELF IN PUBLIC I SUPPOSE :s</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IT&#8217;S A GUY YOU DUMB CUNT BELOW GADDOY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS AND YEA HEY IF YOU HAVE A PASSION FOR YOUR SPORT GO FOR IT WHEN IM PUSHED TO MY ENDURANCE LIMIT I ALWAYS GET THAT HOLLY SHIT I NEED TO SHIT FEELING BUT IM STRONG ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU KNOW NOT SHIT MYSELF IN PUBLIC I SUPPOSE :s</p>
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		<title>By: a runner</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-3949</link>
		<dc:creator>a runner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yea i get the shits all the time when im out running but so far ive managed to keep it in untill ive got to a safe shitting hole.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yea i get the shits all the time when im out running but so far ive managed to keep it in untill ive got to a safe shitting hole.</p>
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		<title>By: poopoo joe</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-3948</link>
		<dc:creator>poopoo joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>somthing that is rarely talked about is the fact that running often gives you the shits. people dont tend to talk about it on TV which is why non-runners are mostly ignorant of this unpleasent side effect of running. eg: the guy that called him "moron" is obviously ignorant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>somthing that is rarely talked about is the fact that running often gives you the shits. people dont tend to talk about it on TV which is why non-runners are mostly ignorant of this unpleasent side effect of running. eg: the guy that called him &#8220;moron&#8221; is obviously ignorant.</p>
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		<title>By: Unredeemable</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-3020</link>
		<dc:creator>Unredeemable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Defecating while running is something new to most people..It's pretty shocking...It needs time to be properly introduced...I'd suggest image editing solution program to change the chocolate to vanilla ice cream or what's your favour?...then gradually explain to us that this image has been tampered with for our own benefit.
Furthermore, this picture would be a good prop for children so as to let them know that a private and comfortable place is required for shitting in order to avoid getting nightmares for the rest of their days!
I suppose the runner in question is a big celebrity now, and I really wish he would become even more notorious in the course of time. I wish soap-cleaned and toilet conscious celebrities would take heed and walk in his shoes by default of running for their antics have become too soft for the world to see. This is the new high watermark, way to go Mr "Shit and Run". Homer you're still a kid compared to this one you fictitious fool! Bow down Matt Groenig!
This picture is a pocket of fresh air and has reconciled me with fellow human beings. Thank you to whoever posted it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Defecating while running is something new to most people..It&#8217;s pretty shocking&#8230;It needs time to be properly introduced&#8230;I&#8217;d suggest image editing solution program to change the chocolate to vanilla ice cream or what&#8217;s your favour?&#8230;then gradually explain to us that this image has been tampered with for our own benefit.<br />
Furthermore, this picture would be a good prop for children so as to let them know that a private and comfortable place is required for shitting in order to avoid getting nightmares for the rest of their days!<br />
I suppose the runner in question is a big celebrity now, and I really wish he would become even more notorious in the course of time. I wish soap-cleaned and toilet conscious celebrities would take heed and walk in his shoes by default of running for their antics have become too soft for the world to see. This is the new high watermark, way to go Mr &#8220;Shit and Run&#8221;. Homer you&#8217;re still a kid compared to this one you fictitious fool! Bow down Matt Groenig!<br />
This picture is a pocket of fresh air and has reconciled me with fellow human beings. Thank you to whoever posted it.</p>
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		<title>By: Loli</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-2911</link>
		<dc:creator>Loli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's fucking awesome. But kinda gross..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s fucking awesome. But kinda gross..</p>
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		<title>By: Im cute</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeatearth.com/shit-happens/#comment-2398</link>
		<dc:creator>Im cute</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chocolate rain!</description>
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