He’d Rather Be Saved By An Imaginary Friend Than A Scientific Invention
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Later that week the man had a car exedend
..Jesus did not safe him
..but the air bag did
thank Jesus 4 air bags
No… thank swedish enginuity for airbags, volvo were the first to come up with airbags as a standard equipment for all manufactured cars. They were also the first to make seatbelts a standard for their cars.
NB. Sweden is probably the most aethiest country in Europe, and thereby the world.
Religion does not save lives. Religion kills.
I am sorry you are wrong, Volvo was the first car to have side impact airbags. Yes I would have wanted to give it to the borderline gay Swedes but lets stick to the facts.
“Airbags for passenger cars were introduced in the United States in the mid-1970s, when seat belt usage was not prevalent. Airbags were generally considered a convenient alternative to seat belts, while offering similar levels of protection to unbelted occupants in a head-on collision.
Ford built an experimental fleet of cars with airbags in 1971, followed by General Motors in 1973 on Chevrolet vehicles.”
The dumb Jesus loving freaks call it Supplemental Restraint Systems. It is basically saying: A seatbelt restricts my freedom but a blow up balloon will save me.
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Wow. You guys are some harsh dudes.
I mean, I understand seeing the humor/irony in someone having more faith in their God than an invention MEANT to save lives, but seriously…
“Religion does not save lives. Religion kills.”
Wow, what an ignorant prick you are. 90% of religion is a beautiful expression of life morals, love, and hope. People who grasp to religion are not “dumb Jesus loving freaks”, but people who are simply following their natural, basic instinct of survival and expressing it in the form of a hopeful afterlife, where we get to see all our family and friends again and meet the Being(s) that ‘created’ us and our world with intent and meaning. Is it so wrong to let these people have these beliefs? Celebrities can believe in the most asinine causes and values, and yet our urge to not offend an individual’s beliefs doesn’t seem to seep into the real world, to the people you see on the streets and in churches.
THAT being said… PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE YOU DUMB DOUCHBAG. Whether its religion, politics, racism, sexism, personal beliefs or ’special’ situations, the cause is always the EXACT. SAME. THING.
PEOPLE!
Religion/non-religion-specific-beliefs save lives every single day whether you like it or not you arrogant asshole. And no, before you ask, I’m not one of the… oh… what were they called? “dumb Jesus loving freaks”?
Again, I understand the concept of finding religious beliefs a bit humorous at times. But how about you guys chill out with your hateful tones. If you guys think that someone believing in something you don’t makes you smarter or more educated or gives you the right to be inexcusable idiots, then I guess you’re exercising that right to the fullest extent.
Happy Fourth of July, dumbasses.
When people use the Bible to spread hatred against anyone or use religion to harrass and violate any group, then their interpretation of religion is clearly being used for immoral purposes.
I give you the case of Fred Phelps and his immoral tribe
of relatives who call themselves ‘The Westboro Church”. These lowlifes show up at the funerals of military people who were killed in the war. Fred Phelps and his ilk shout “Jesus hates you” and they carry signs that claim that they hate the US military because they fight for the USA, and the USA allows homosexuals to live free of hate and avarice. The Phelps clan is surely mentally ill and
gravely evil, all, they claim, in the name of religion.
Also, children of church going people who have been abused and tortured, mentally and physically, are now speaking out. These
children are now adults and they have come forth to expose their
hypocritical parents who showed their best side in the church pews on Sunday, only to abuse everyone else, including their children, every other day of the week.
Tisha - you can not state for a fact that 90% of religion is anything, because you have no facts to back it up and you are obviously making that up for your own self importance. Intelligent people are not buying your lies and your foolish assertation.
The sign above, which states “I’d rather be saved by Jesus, than an airbag.” probably actually means that they hope to be saved, instead of getting into an accident where airbags have to be deployed.
It’s just a play on words.
The Bible was written by man. It was written 2000 years ago and translated by monks into every language.
It is very possible that when people claim to hear God that they are actually schizophrenic or psychotic and are hearing imaginary voices that are all in their own head, since no one else can hear them in real life.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus
All I have to say: True believers don’t wear seatbelts! =D
Please. Dont wear a seatbelt.
In most cities in the U.S. you will find hospitals with names like; St. Vincent’s, St. Mary’s, Lutheran. Go inside the hospital and look around and you’ll find a display about the history of the hospital. It will have pictures of nuns who founded the hospital to take care of the sick. (This was before companies used hospitals to make money.)
Yes there have been many evils done in the name of religion. But there have also been many good things done in its name too.
Oh, and don’t forget the man named Jesus who loved you enough to die on the cross in your place. He proved his divinity by coming back from the dead three days later. If you believe this He will take you to heaven when you die instead of letting you burn in hell forever as all of us deserve. Not imaginary, but a real man (well part God, part man) in history.
We create evil. We were given FREEDOM. That means that all the shit is our own fault.To blame religion using OBJECTIVE ETHICS is idiotic. If you want to be atheist fine, but please realize that this means:
No objective moral code
no free will(determinism)
no real,,,fixed identity.
no creativity
no beauty, justice etcc (all intangible concept)
why has there been wars in the middle east for so long ? religion.
what is the excuse often times for wars ? religion.
that group of people believe in a different invisible man than I do, let’s kill em. I know my book says I’m not supposed to kill but they have to be evil right ?
if religion makes you a better person, i’m all for it. but if you keep coming around me talking about it, when I have asked you not to… I should be allowed to help you on your way to wherever you believe you will go when you die.
One more time , religion , politics ,knives , guns and swords don’t kill people , people kill people . Almost all modern science is based on discoveries made by people educated by one church or another and who were also members of that church ,synagogue , or temple .Galileo , Kepler ,Isaac Newton , and yes , even Darwin were educated by the church and were members of the clergy . The list goes on and on .We do stupid things not because we are Christian , Jewish , Muslim , Hindu ,. . . but because we are at times greedy or self-centered or just ignorant .Most religions try to set guide lines for people that if people followed them there would no war or crime .If you can see nothing beyound yourself ,fine then show respect for those who do .
Every year I have a holiday party for my friends and Christians , Jews , Hindus ,Moslems , Pagans and even athiests show up , and oddly enought no religious wars have broken out in the last 25 years or so at my house .
> No… thank swedish enginuity for airbags, volvo were the first to come up with airbags as a standard equipment for all manufactured cars.
Thank Jesus for Volvo
This image has been Photoshopped. It’s obvious to me.