This reminds me of the South Park episode Go God Go where Cartman freezes himself and it goes horribly wrong.

A Taiwan man grieving over the death of his girlfriend climbed inside a morgue freezer to be with her and was only pulled out alive half an hour later, media and an official said on Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man was discovered on Monday when workers detected an unusually high temperature in the freezer and realized the hatch was not securely fastened.

It’s funny how people who attempt suicide never think beforehand about what might cause them to fail.

The man took a drug before entering the freezer to speed what appeared to be suicide attempt, local papers said. They said his girlfriend died on Friday from an overdose of sleeping pills.

I guess he couldn’t get hard enough.

Source: Reuters