Does the slow recovery from the global economic meltdown have you down? Look at the bright side.

Slow business? Propaganda always seemed to keep morale high and the public in check during war time.

Stock market dropping? Maybe a surgical amputation is needed.

If you run a ruined financial institution, like Leiman Brothers, you can always turn it into a popular tourist destination.

Help boost your local florist shop’s sales with a little memorial.

And who doesn’t love a little candy to take their mind off life’s problems?

And as the many unemployed can tell you, every stroll down the street is a great networking opportunity.