Do These Pants Make Me Look Tall?

Armpit High Pants

Who needs suspenders when you can just pull your pants up all the way to your armpits?

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20 Responses to “Do These Pants Make Me Look Tall?”
  1. Brent says:

    You give Eurkle a bad name!!!!!

  2. Uncle B says:

    Hegemonic American Bastards! Leave the ‘boy’ dress like the other folks in his neighborhood!

  3. GermanBrot says:

    So…that would be nuts to take a winkie in those…

  4. Joosh says:

    If you ask me, he’s got it pretty sweet.

  5. Poker_Thom says:

    EXTREAM….hand-me-downs.

  6. tiffany says:

    sharp dressed man…

  7. Splodgy too says:

    Now we know where Simon Cowell gets his pants.

  8. fake mcfake says:

    fake, you can see the pixels

  9. Sof says:

    Well at least they are not half way down his ass…

  10. qingdong says:

    EXTREAM….hand-me-downs.

  11. steve says:

    totally photoshopped you can tell from that kettle

  12. Roshan says:

    Steve, YOU are photoshopped.

  13. Frizz says:

    What is it with every stupid fucknut on the internet screaming out “PHOTOSHOPPED” every tine we see something that is even remotely cool or eye-opening?

    Can’t you people enjoy the picture and the context of it for once?

  14. Dave says:

    Frizz. Seriously. It’s totally ‘shopped. You can tell because there is no “break” in the crease of those trousers at all. Only a hillbilly would commit a Li’l Abner-style fashion faux pas like that. Everyone knows there ought to be a slight break. Not too much, but a little teeny one, particularly if you’re going with one of today’s retro-1960s slim, narrow, Kennedy-esque suits. See? Totally ‘shopped.

  15. Frizz says:

    Dave. Dave. Dave.

    YOU are exactly what I’m talking about.

  16. Lol says:

    xP Well, Frizz, believe it or not a majority of things on the internet are photo shopped.

    But who cares who thinks so, it’s an opinion based on what the person sees it as. You think it’s real, stand by that decision but don’t argue someone down over their own.

  17. b says:

    the point is lol who fucking cares if it photoshopped or not.the pic is funny is it not?do you feel important pointing out photoshopped pictures?nobody fucking caaaaaaaaaaaaares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. b says:

    the pixels are off the pixelllllllllllllllllllllllllls.who cares?

  19. Matt says:

    Look, they’re selling Bridgestone tires!

  20. lalabird says:

    Okay, so while ya’ll were pointing out the merits of how this dude has been photoshopped and how Simon Cowell gets his pants from him, all I could think was, “Wow, talk about a major wedgie….”

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