Just Another Day At the Market
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Bizarro Police Cars
Offbeat Earth salutes cops on and off the beat in these offbeat police cars.
Rated X for X-Ray
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These images are from a calendar by an X-Ray machine company.
Hungry Earth
Bet you didn’t know the Earth gets random cravings just like you do? Only instead of nomming on Doritos and Gummy Bears, its tastes are more along the lines of Houses, Cars, and People.
Maybe the idea of tossing the occasional virgin into a volcano wasn’t so crazy after all?
No Parking Means No Parking
Ceblubrities
Yeah, so we just made up a word. Feel free to use it, provided you pay us $0.75 every time you do.
We accept all major credit cards.
How dare these people get fat and disgusting! Don’t they know they owe us a lifetime of dedication to being beautiful? We are so outraged!*
*Not really
Video: How to Keep a Simple-minded Person Busy
Statue of Jesus Struck By Lightning, Burns to Ground
In Monroe, Ohio, there once was a statue of Jesus outside of a “Megachurch”. Here’s a picture:
That was, until last night, when it was struck by lightning and burned to the ground:
We’ll refrain from drawing any conclusions here.
Baby Jumping!
Ok, so this isn’t exactly a sport. The town of Castrillo de Murcia in Spain has a festival where a guy dressed up as a “devil” jumps over babies. Supposedly this chases the real devil away.
Pakistani Film Artwork
Lollywood is Pakistan’s answer to Bollywood, which is India’s answer to Hollywood, which is America’s answer to the question “what would happen if all the country’s assholes occupied a 500 square mile area of California?”
Anyway, pictures!
High ho, Lujine, away (to fight the infidels)!
If you’ve ever seen Italian Spiderman or Indian Superman and Spider Woman, you’re familiar with how foreign versions of American movies tend to screw up the plot and characters entirely This is from the Lollywood version of “So I Married an Ax Murderer“.
This film was the tragic story of a man whose wife didn’t realize that Pakistanis take their fashion very seriously, and that wearing a Manbag is literally a crime.
This wasn’t a film, but a flyer for the Pakistani version of Microsoft Windows.
Loosely translated: “Attack of the Female Nose-picking Zombies”
The plot of this movie involved a man who wanted a sex change, but only from the neck up.
Prince Saeed has a dream: to run a Halal butcher shop. His father wants him to run the country. Hijinks ensue.
Manbag 2: A Widow’s Revenge
This wasn’t from a movie either. It’s from a military instructional video explaining that if you somehow manage to insert a magazine backwards into an AK-47, your squad leader will stab you.
His hair, was to die for!
The plot of this film involved a Pakistani tourist who didn’t take kindly to chavs making fun of his penny loafers.
The Fearsome Mujahideen of Warlord Barney
Scene from a quirky comedy about a house painter in Islamabad and his eccentric client who wants her house painted red.
Manbag 3: Bag Some More
Paintball in Pakistan: a student film about corporate team building exercises.
Manbag 4: Brothers of in Bags
Lollywood’s adaptation of 101 Dalmatians. It’s much better than the Disney version.
Not from a movie; this was a controversial Viagra ad. The text reads: “Don’t ride into battle with a limp weapon”. It was quickly replaced by a more subtle ad campaign involving sausage.
From “Guess who was Late to Dinner!”
Leia: an unauthorized film about Princess Leia’s time aboard Jabba the Hutt’s pleasure barge.
Messy Dracula. Ok, the title doesn’t directly translate, but the film’s a hoot.
Rauf: a movie about the man who brought street signs to Pakistan, by any means necessary.
Mullet A Barber’s Tragedy
Promotional image from the disco scene in Arabian Boogie Nights
