Giant Puppets Attack France
Royale de Luxe, the French marionette street theater company known for their over-the-top spontaneous performances (like this one) is at it again. This weekend they staged a performance in their hometown of Nantes, France in which giant marionette scuba diver operated by cranes and a small army of assistants searches for his lost-at-sea niece.
Really cool stuff, but if I didn’t know what was going on and I looked out my fifth story window to find a giant puppet staring back at me, I might lose it.
Hands-Free Cell Phones
Forget Bluetooth. If you want a hands-free cell phone, try something like this instead.
Cheap Paint Job
Does your car need a paint job, but you can’t really afford one right now? Well, you can always take the bored-in-high-school-biology-class approach and color it with a marker…
And probably just like a shoe, you’ll wish you hadn’t marked all over your car in about an hour.
Daggering Leads to Painful Consequences
Daggering — an erotic dance that encourages couples to have dry sex to the beat of different songs — has reached a whole new level in Kingston, Jamaica. Many couples have had some rather painful consequences after taking this rough daggering dance home. The act has actually caused many fractured penises — Ouch!! As a result, the Jamaican government banned any songs or videos that promote this type of dance. In this case, being a wallflower doesn’t look like such a bad idea.
The above video, appropriately titled “Daggering”, is one of the dance’s popular influences.
Lick Him Up
Ice cream company, Del Monte, recently granted the wish of one thousand women that voted Daniel Craig the most lick-able celebrity. The company created a low-fat fruity popsicle — license to chill — in the shape of Daniel Craig to jumpstart Ice Cream Week in England. This blueberry, pomegranate and cranberry sculpture is specifically formed to look like Craig from the ever-so-hot scene when he emerges out of the water in the Bond film, Casino Royale (shown below). At only 100 calories, can anyone think of a better dessert?
A Whole Lotta Blondes
Yesterday, over 1,000 blondes gathered in Riga, Latvia for the first-ever blonde parade. Women — decked out in pink and white, and some carrying dogs — marched in the charity fund-raising event, which may become an annual affair. The women assembled to bring a positive light to their country, which is in the deepest economic recession in the European Union.
