Are you sure that’s going to be enough to keep you cool?

Apparently, people have become so lazy and irresponsible that calling for emergency help in regards to a day to day task seems perfectly fine to them.
A Brit woman who could not get out of her trousers to go to the loo dialled emergency and claimed to be locked in a chastity belt.
Believe it or not, [...]

…because parking like everyone else would be way too normal.

A notorious criminal was nabbed in Malawi after he broke into a prison office and stole guns and handcuffs days after completing a six-year jail term for burglary, police said Monday.
You’re doing it wrong.
Source: Yahoo! News

…and how exactly do they expect to move the luggage?

You gotta admit, the dude is clever.